I sometimes walk through the park by the nearby school and when I see a hot little piece of boycunt walking home, I run him down and fuck his tiny pussy. They do their best to fight me but my cock is so much stronger than they are.
“Oh kiddo it makes your cunt so much tighter when you fight me. Bet your father thinks so too when he enjoys some of your shithole late at night while your momma is asleep.”
(guys in all images believed to be over 18)
(Source: mm-moves)
why cant you surf microwaves
because theyre too small
THIS TOOK ME LITERALLY 5 FUCKING MINUTES TO GET
I told my dad this and he threw the tv remote at me
i hate when you voluntarily tell your parents some information about your life because you think you can trust them and then they bitch at you for it like congrats you have guaranteed that i will never tell you anything ever again
how to have a flat stomach
- remove all of your organs
HAVE YOU EVER JUST REALLY WANTED TO KISS SOMEONE BUT YOU CANT
(Source: northbound)
Off work for over a week, going to see my boy later too, perfect.
Day Dream Boi!
and white briefs are so nice on a guy too